If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

LOL. We wish. An extremely literal interpretation of the “holy” text is still an interpretation of the fucking shitty holy text.

Wait till the attacks on yoga. The pants are the only reason we keep your kind around.

I imagine she doesn’t have a job. Because she isn’t real.

It was both a torture and a murder chamber. The rental description probably referred to it as a multi-use space.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Africa actually has been getting its act together for quite some time now.As usual, the press focuses on the bad aspects and not the good.

however, Neff regretted claiming it was the 'worst 9-11 ever'

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

All of those kids should be embarrassed to be University of Arizona students.

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

At this point, how can I believe there is even a Winter Olympics?

Ibragimova is described as having a 10 centimeter scar across the left cheek, a pronounced limp, and a stiff left arm that doesn't bend at the elbow.

Bob Costas: "And then after our coverage tonight, a widow tries to gain revenge against the forces who killed her husband. Find out if her bombing plot can be stopped on an all-new Blacklist..."

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