this dude definitely mad

Without clicking on your post history, but having read your username, I can assume what the majority of your comments entail.

It's heresy to judge a woman's choices on Jezabel, but dear lord that face looks plastic. That woman in the above-left picture is just so beautiful, and so natural. Why, Tori? Why?

As a resident of the New Haven metro area, I can tell you that all of those things are risks of living as a resident of the New Haven metro area.

If you care more about excitement than winning — which you should, because you're a glorified consumer who pays money to be "part of the team" — you could understand.

It would be called "grandstanding" by homophobes around the country, so no, I'm glad he didn't try to "steal the spotlight" from the rest of the players drafted.

"What in this world could have this man done or said for THAT. Nothing ... I don't care what he said. You've gotta walk away, and then you have the mentality to go and push someone in the crowd?" said the white guy in the designer suit.

Sean, you've gotta be the thinnest-skinned writer on the internet. Every time someone questions your choices, you come back with petulance I've only seen from Jay Mariotti.

I thought he said "L.A. Rams."

I'm saying that Derozan is horribly overrated. What I meant to say is that all of the love for Derozan (from the coaches, even!) is because he shoots the ball a lot.

Derozan's all-star berth means his trade value should be at an all-time high. Watch for that genius Ujiri to trade him in a "blockbuster" that makes them the #3 seed easily.

The only thing that matters is PPS. Volume does not matter. When you miss 2 shots and score 26 points, your team will win. Ibaka's line was even better — historic, even.

Yes, it is racist.

Andrea Bargnani is the worst player (who actually gets minutes) in the NBA by a country mile. The Knicks will begin to win games at a better rate, and everyone will wonder why.

I can't believe there's a coach in the league who wouldn't go for it on 4th and 2 at that position in the field. Still governed by stupid old-school conservative logic.

Self-driving cars will all but eliminate traffic congestion by 2034. It will be safer and exceptionally efficient and they can simply replace private ownership with public call-services, at a low cost due to high demand. Banning cars? Ridiculous.

The same person who doesn't know who Kyle Lowry is is the same person who thinks that championships and ASG appearances equal productivity. Makes sense.

It's not funny. You're right. Abstain. Stop complaining to others that their entertainment choices are lacking. No one cares about your opinion. I don't like the video. No one cares. Abstain.

PER and WS do a terrible job at aggregating wins. The idea of professional economists using such awful statistics to "prove" that players are over- or underpaid is a joke.

If you don't like the humor, don't subscribe to it. Don't watch viral Youtube videos. Don't go on Buzzfeed or CollegeHumor. I don't. Why do you?