Sean, are you 16? I haven't met anyone who listens to these bands since I was 16.

Source?

It's not just news, Mike, and you know it. This tone is befitting of the NY Post re: stop-and-frisk.

Seven counts of injury to a child should be felonies.

The same could be said of any game or sport. I like watching great minds play chess, so why would poker be any different?

You really don't know anything about corporate liability.

He's a senior writer. Do you know what that means?

Fuck a killer instinct. In our ever-present desire for winning, winning, and more winning, sometimes athletes can remind us that sport is as much about the process than anything else.

From your inability to use question marks and the correct truncation of "nobody is," how could I assume?

Thank you for apologizing in advance for this terrifically solipsistic and idiotic comment.

That's the most well-deserved punch? Did you just discover the internet?

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Hideous.

A second-cousin of Karl Pilkington.

Sometimes the simplest things are the best things. +5 yds

You think Taxi Driver's a rough 70s film? You've never seen Salo.

This contractor assuredly is more discreet. It's going to take more than $50 and a half-case of Ciroc to get them to talk to TMZ.

Metal Detektor's the best song they've ever written. No filler. "Quincy Punk Episode" is amazing. I guess "Staring at the Board" and "Chloroform" are the closest thing to duds, but Telephono is nowhere near as good as this. That sounded like a mediocre guitar rock band. This is a new sound. They don't sound like…

God, this band is bad. From the not-so-subtle vocal auto-tune to the insipid lyrics, I really am glad that I'm not 19 anymore. Shuddering.