The best Spoon album.

You could gush over his 186 OPS+ through the first 222 PA of his career. Do you give a crap about numbers that look like Ted Williams's?

Is it an AA joke? I don't get it at all.

What am I missing here?

Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Popeye's is nasty.

You should do some research on why the Royal Family gets money from the government. You might learn something.

How about that tattoo? Reads like a confession.

Legally, he is, at this time, innocent. There, happy?

You forgot the part where you make seven figures at age 22 and are already a nationally-known celebrity.

"Is it really that hard to find a decent girl out there?"

I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.

I like the idea that there are no Brewers fans in Milwaukee.

No objections here.

It's not terrible, but the gun-play nearly destroys the whole thing. Absolutely no suspense whatsoever when there's a gun on-screen.

Cross-training is great, but if you don't use progressive overload in strength training, you will not get stronger. If you do not use progressive overload in running, you will not be faster or gain endurance.

You have no experience with my brain, liar.

In the same situation you'd cover your head like a cochlear-implanted toddler in Walmart on Black Friday, so yeah, it's just you.

I think it's helpful, but you're right: nothing replaces long-distance running like long-distance running. Still, increasing your maximum output will improve your mean output.

I find that track sprints are absolute hell on my abs. Probably the best ab routine I've ever done, short of decline weighted sit-ups. (Don't even get me started on how shitty crunches are.) That said, hill sprints are way better in almost every other way.

That's a lot of running for one week. Most people can't swing a 10k, a 6k, two days of Ultimate (which is as taxing as casual soccer or lacrosse), two days of intervals, and three or four days of compound lifting. That's a person who's got athletic goals, not just an active person.