AllOverButThePaulBlarting
All Over but the Paul Blarting
AllOverButThePaulBlarting

Wrong. Eric Gordon has never been "on the cusp." He's been a slightly-above-average player at best, an Allen Iverson-type FGA black hole at worst. Look at his stats. WS48, WP48, hell, even PER (which is a terrible statistic) has him as no more than average.

I thought that The Dark Knight Rises was a pro-fascist film, and I hated it. I think that several thousand cops tracking down a guy who left a homemade bomb at the feet of an eight-year-old and several hundred others is an act of heroism.

420

I don't live in Boston. You should wash your mouth out with bleach though, and I do not take that recommendation lightly.

Yeah! 420 Blaze It Faggot!

As a card-carrying unofficial member of the Jill Stein-led Green Party, even I can say this with certainty: you can fuck right off, mate.

We would consider this the "cost" of using this word. Just as many people will not buy an improved toilet because of the monetary cost, I will not use "chillax" because it unequivocally limits my ability to have relations with attractive womanfolk.

Insofar as they successfully communicate some idea about the world, yes. Whatever that success happens to be, I do not know.

It's a hard day to chillax at the ol' Personal Computer, but I'm doin' my best.

You sound pretty mad, bro.

Lt. Marimow of the BPD? Same level of assholery, that's for sure.

Apparently you missed the part where, at a major public sporting event, two explosives killed three, critically injured ~17, wounded ~170, and made everyone in the city stop and think twice whenever they've seen a backpack since.

What's the deal with DUAN and Guided by Voices? Is Dom trying to play the whole Bee Thousand/Alien Lanes thing in their entirety?

Except in this case, the part is old and bad. Plug in a better part.

So they lose faster? The dude's been awful no matter what metric you go by.

Straw-man. Not even worth responding to.

The point is that they shouldn't have to. You generated no money for the university you attended. You paid for a product (your education) and got it. Players at D1 football programs generate enormous sums of money for their institutions, and most notably, the NCAA. Better yet, many of those players, particularly at

Do you think D1 volleyball and D1-A football generate the same amount of money for the universities?

You must be confusing volleyball with softball. Volleyball players are goddesses, even at my medium-sized DIII alma mater.

"Cornball brother" wasn't funny the first time some idiot said it. Guess whether it's funny now.