Not me, but my mom & dad - He was a park ranger and she was stealing water lilies from the pond in the park. Water lilies have devilishly tough stems and she never got any flowers, but she got my dad. Married 64 years.

my most liked status update was about nachos.

Ellen, you are the fucking greatest. I love you. I love you so much it hurts.

Not really. That TIME article isn't about the history of meditation. It's about the science of it. And if you REALLY wanna get picky, white people invented the Scientific Method.

I knew this was coming and... meh, don't care.

I didn't "make it sound" like anything, because that's a pull quote from the Tehran Times article that I did not write. Also, this is important — it is translated to English, which could account for what you're getting from that line, FYI.

If you're going to criticize Leonardo DiCaprio for a film that glamorizes white-collar criminals, it seems like Catch Me if You Can would be a better fit.

Not every protagonist is intended to be a moral compass. Otherwise, something like American Psycho or Breaking Bad would never have been made. That distinction (between hero and protagonist) is even more pronounced when you start looking through literature. Macbeth, Richard III, or Hamlet anyone?

I actually sent this to my friend who is getting married. We live in the area, and I was like, "Yo, haven't heard from you since before Christmas, is your victim still kicking?"

The fact that your doctor's office hasn't talked to you about getting a flu shot should be a red flag for the level of care you are receiving. It is absolutely recommended that pregnant women unless they have a condition (like an allergy) that always prevents them from getting the shot.

I vaguely remember being asked if I was pregnant when I got a flu shot a few years (thanks, food belly!) and the nurse said something about pregnant women getting a different type of vaccination. Do they still do this?

Read her doctor's letter again. It only says that having the vaccine will make her anxious and cause 'emotional impact', if she has another miscarriage. It does not say the vaccine will in any way contribute to a miscarriage. In fact, the CDC recommends that all women are pregnant or likely to become pregnant have…