Negative Ghostrider, her "pattern" is full

Some people are fortunate enough not to have to make a choice. For others, yes, you're either in for the Nintendo tax or you're not.

I'm sure this discussion will be constructive.

How about "Redskins?"

Empress Michelle is over there feeding the pandas but why is no one asking HOW MUCH DID THOSE APPLES COST THE AMERICAN TAX PAYERS???????

"Cocaine to go" WOOT! ;-0

I'm looking forward to the follow-up article: How to explain straws filled with mystery chemicals to TSA agents.

I need WAY more sunscreen than that.

Can we get a credit for whomever on your staff did that header image? BECAUSE THAT IS THE SHIT and they deserve all the praise.

NHL has a disproportionately white fanbase. NBA has a disproportionately black fanbase. Racial attitudes aside, that tells us there's relatively little overlap between the two , i.e. if you like the NHL, chances are, you're less likely to also like the NBA as opposed to the NFL or MLB.

You think hockey fans have an inferiority complex? Talk to a sober rugby fan.

Young kids can't always differentiate between parents being angry with them, and parents enforcing rules. So saying "I'm not going to be angry with you" will usually translate to "You're not going to be punished".

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

proud to have a naked iPhone. But I drive a Mitsubishi, so I really don't care about things in general.

Are you seriously saying Apple releases more phones and updates than the Android competitors? Pretty sure the Samsung Galaxy S phones has them beat on that. I've never had the desire or need to upgrade to the new 5s, my 5 still works as well as it did on day one 1.5 years ago. There's a reason car-makers would rather…

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

It sure is. I have carbon fibre mirror covers and I swear, I gained 5HP.

There seems to be a pipe hole in the helmet

"but yuck".