“steve buscemi is... madball”

i’m a democrat, and i agree with you... however... if obama was a big fat dude, i think you know that your conservative buddies wouldn’t be too kind about it. go to twitter and search the word “moochelle”, she isn’t even fat, and they pile on her for being fat. at least this dude is actually fat.

“Whether this was Skipper’s intention or not, he’s functionally cost Simmons six or seven figures wherever he lands.”

No Tom. Think it through. If its as you say, and you, me, and everyone else isn’t surprised, then why would any major media entities be shocked by the outcome or let it effect negotiation either way?…

Yeah, even the championship games are visually shitty, looks like someones dad shot it.

"7 out of 10, would bang."

well obviously allah told her that she has to cover her entire body at all times. he's a real asshole.

truly an inspiration. a round of applause for religious bullshit.

also the dude in yellow m&m jacket behind home plate at comiskey.

for real. some people don’t ever really solve this problem. its something you manage, you fuck up every few years, hopefully its a one time deal... and you make another go at it.

the tenzies? thats a good question man, what are we calling this.

i'm a big apple fan, and i agree with you on the 5s, its a great phone.

isn't deadspin pretty cheap when it comes to this shit? "we'll buy it", oh yeah? so flash some dough! we should see a big figure in the header of this post.

mom, is that you?

thats what i heard!

goddddamnnn nanny state ;)

what is porn pay anyway, like $600? how much do you have to pay the prop guys to construct this stuff? Thats probably a financial proposition worth offering to the actors...

"look, we could spend a bunch of money, and three days time, making a bunch of maxipad butt props... or I could just give you two $1500 cash,…

i get that, but why all the "engineering"... it was a side/profile shot. not like we were seeing actual tongue/cornhole penetration...

just put your face in her butt for ten seconds, jiggle it around.
done, then go wash your face if you need to, and chew some gum.
motherfucker.

loved your last paragraph. you are right, suppose he gave you those shitty non-answers... what does it get you, and, who cares? do we ever learn anything from this five minute postgame interviews?

also the moment when you turn that car on. and all the weird engine sputtering is gone, and the codes are clear... for me, i'm like "wow, holy shit, i can't believe i did it". i'm 36, its a feeling of "good job" accomplishment that i don't get very often.

yeah, i bought it with 40k on it, now it has 116k miles on it, and its a 2008. i replaced a water pump and tie-rods at like 70k miles? but i was thinking "you know, for 116,000 miles, you've really had no problems with car, you can't really complain about two oxygen sensors, a gasket, plugs, and a coil for a car with…