You really have to watch the bias creep, because this post is really insulting to disturbed children who mutilated their Barbies.

I did this once (and brought it in on my first day of work to share... oops!), but I used vanilla oreos, crushed, with a small portion of them died blue, for realistic "odor crystals." The poo was softened, molded tootsie rolls, which look much more like cat poo if you do it right (you can pull them apart and get that…

So by this rationale, if someone threatens you with violence and rapes you, then you "allowed" them to assault you.

I don't understand. The word assault is by definition an act of violence. If you are assaulted, you are a victim of a crime. How can you "allow" yourself to be a victim of a crime? If the author is willing to concede the woman is a victim, than it should follow that she did not "allow" anything. I can't even...where…

When readers freaked out, the paper changed the phrasing to "let herself be sexually assaulted."

Wait. How can a woman even let herself be raped? Doesn't the body have ways of just shutting down in the first place?

If anyone has David Morrissey's number, I will gladly call the Governor.