They nailed it. They seriously nailed it. Company CEOs will line up for these like crazy. Cadillac is most definitely back. Many of the commentors here need to broaden their perspective and see this car through the eyes of the intended audience. When you do, you will see the beauty in it.

If she keeps up with the Hydro and Soma pills... She'll be lucky if she can remember this day.

Oh good. You see... I lost both of my arms in a terrible accident as a film stunt pilot in '84. I haven't taken a leak since. I would be in your debt if you could please pass along her email address. As you can imagine, I could certainly use her help.

Because... green flag racing.

Kyle never ceases to baffle me with his impatience. He's an amazingly talented driver, but can't seem to get a grip on his emotions in the moment. He could have easily waited until they went to green flag racing and pulled off the same maneuver with less consequences.

Blaney kept his cool and finished the race with a broken swaybar. He's the man!

Nope. He never gave indication that he was a jalop. I was just dreaming. Having been a part of Apple during the pre-Jobs "beige years", I was happy to have been a part of the revival when he came back and made Apple an exciting company to work for again. I've always had the utmost respect for him and the jalop in me…

Trading in one's car every 6 months without any feeling of attachment is a very un-jalop thing to do. I'm kinda disappointed with Steve for this.

skaycog. I love you. Will you mother my children? <3 <3 <3

I'd say kill it with fire...

It's because we all can't get enough "point-and-laugh" at the incompetent wealthy.

Funny Super Bowl commercials have nothing on this.

So this Male Unimog and Female Hummer go into a bar to get liquored up and...

My god... I didn't even know what a payday loan was until now.

Agreed! If it wasn't such a far trek to Russia, I would join in and help!

We get enough of the "new" car shows. Can you put some petty cash away for next year's Russkie homebrew show and do a full report for us please? Thanks Justin, we love you. <3 <3 <3

More like "Fireo"

Chevy Metro

Not for me.

You certainly are not loosing your mind. This was posted a while back. I can't be arsed to find the original post. I think it was a craigslist ad though... Don't remember it being on eBay then. Though, it wouldn't surprise me if this monstrosity is featured on jalopnik due to being on ebay as a yearly ritual.