Life expectancy in the U.S. has never been higher. Americans born in 2012 can expect to live for 78.8 years (up 0.1 from 2011). But the gender gap hasn't changed; life expectancy for men is 76.4 years and 81.2 for women. From 2011-12, death rates declined for 8 of 10 leading causes, but suicides increased 2.4%.

its like a renaissance festival I fucking care about. Looks like mad max, ICP fans, and a renaissance fair made babies in a steampunk motel.

I really want this to happen, haters be damned.

I KNOW EVERYTHING WILL BE PINK AND SHIT AND VAGINAS CANNOT TAME GHOSTS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

What's with the Aykroyd hate? This is a legit question since I haven't been paying attention if he's been doing screwy things other than coming up with the concept in the first place.

Well, his repetition of "it feels" can be ascribed to all those three cases, probably even more.

It seems to me like he's taking a jab at pseudoscience, religion, and conspiracy theories all at the same time.

There's one bit of exposition that I must have missed out on, or it was deliberately vague. Why was Cage chosen to go to the front lines? It was established pretty well that he was a great asset and was responsible for countless soldiers joining up, but then he just gets shipped out to the front line, where he would…

Well damnit. I was making a (not so good) joke and you have to ruin it with facts. Pfft, facts can be used to prove anything even remotely true.

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Yeah.....that spider is, without a doubt, smarter than me

I'm sorry, but that was all sorts of awesome.