these are basically like Android softkeys (circa ICS/Jellybean or so?)

I just realized.. they are thinking goatse

fuuuck, just realized mispronunciation origin of this line of humor.

it's football. You are asking for a unprecedented level of accuracy from players manipulating a ball with their feet. In the realm of human precision, ballistics via hand delivery will always outclass those of the foot. It's strange you seem to have forgotten this.

no one will ever grant your wish. Ever. Enjoy all the misery forthcoming..

Failure? I was gonna consult wakpak for All The Things i need to know!!!

ideas are cheap. You have to execute. And in current game markets, a lot of luck helps.

Consider how you are making the point, then..

Dammit.. i had a 2d idea that involved collusion between a cat, puppy, and toddler to destroy as much as possible

Yeah, agreed that its tough to reconcile the fan and non-fan experience. Kudos on the music metaphor effort. I could see soccer being more like classical or jazz (freer form) while football is more metal (structured, will explode..)

It doesn't seem accurate at all to say there's no build-up. The tension comes in bursts, and every game evolves, as each teams attempts to unlock the other. First half and second half dynamics are often quite dramatically different. The possession game-within-the-game gives a clear sense of winning and losing to…

My British relatives freely switch to soccer when we discuss the game (because even though I was born there, I find it very difficult to consciously call it football, having been raised primarily in the States)

He doesn't appear to be traveling upwards at all. Nor does he accelerate forward compared to the redshirt. It all looks pretty intertial to me

Also, NOT NORMAL for cats to behave this way. This cat was amazing..

Agree with your general preference, but are you insufferable?

These bastages.. harder to hit stuff on the ceiling

Vomitus upon witness of others' happiness? Perhaps there's a pill for that too

Linguistics is evolution, and the semi-colon is losing ground. I don't understand why this needs to be a sad thing.

Also sad that you find distaste for the acquisition to be childish and short-sighted

I think you're mixing things now.. If you insist on calling the Moon Luna, then it follows that the Earth is actually Humus or some such thing in Latin..