Seriously, if anyone in DNC leadership thinks he would be a good candidate for 2020 needs to have his or her head examined. Dems can not afford to lose in 2020.

You just have to pick your top 3 issues. Coordinate with friends and have everyone pick different issues. Planned parenthood is important, but we also need to donate to EarthJustice and the NRDC.

The Park Service is literally protecting the natural environment from Trump supporters.

Welcome to your new everyday routine in Trump’s america.

All I want is for the mall to be half-empty this Friday, and for every news channel to pan out and show us that people didn’t show up. Please.

this is only the first of what i’m sure will be a legion of cover-ups during the trump presidency.

Trump’s note 4 years from now:

Politics aside, I do send him my best wishes. I also feel for W, who I’m sure would rather spend time with his father than be at the inauguration. Because real talk, “responding well to treatments” at age 92 is pretty guarded language.

“He will be the only living former president not attending Donald Trump’s inauguration”

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

Trump: B Street Band is not the same as original. SAD!!!

Oh man, this is like when you’re leaving town and asking the neighbor teenager to watch your house, then realize what you’ve done and lock up every loose/important item in your house to try to save it JUST IN CASE

“Here’s 12 Things That Russia is Blackmailing Trump With - Number 8 Will Leave You Speechless!!!!1!”

It scares me nonnative people can come to my reservation, and other reservation, assault me, and my family, and they may not get persecuted for it. The FBI can decide to not go after the person and my court can do nothing about it.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

So fitting! Did you post this gif after the Orlando nightclub shooting too?

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.