WHAT? Larisa Oleynik is back? I've been trying to get back into Mad Men, and I think this was the little extra push I needed. Now if she could only melt down into a moving puddle so that hijinks could ensue.

We still get Bon Appetit, and we laugh every time a new issue comes. I'm not actually sure why we keep getting it - we don't pay for it - but at this point, we pretty much just look at the pictures and occasionally are able to draw a bit of inspiration from something. Mr. Wisdom is a chef and we both see it as pretty…

Imagine the hangovers. Yowch.

Farrah, you're about to make me defend Kim Kardashian. PLEASE don't make me do that.

"İ want to be a business woman and live in a Turkey."

Laziness? Forgetfulness? Low production value? Inside joke? Who knows.

Here's a gallery of photos of Portia from the Season 4 premiere on April 29. To me, she looks the same, just with short hair, but she chopped her hair off a while ago. The poster of Lindsay, I think, supports that Lindsay, the character (not Portia the actress), got work done.

I want her dress. Where can I get that dress?

Follow-up question: what about the dress she's wearing in the park when they go on their date at the end of the movie? Amazing.

Oh, good. I love when the "road tax" argument comes up. Granted, I'm in the US, and things are likely different, but plenty of stateside cyclist-haters love to bring that up. I commute to and from work most days by bike, but also own - and properly license and register that car - and therefore pay the affiliated taxes…

Re: dark and cramped - for REALS. I've never understood how these places are even pleasant shopping experiences. It's dark, things are very oddly arranged, the overwhelming smell, of course, and generally they're playing thumping music so loud...I'm not sure if they're trying to simulate a hangover or induce a…

That's what I thought. Any perceived fullness under his chin could possibly be attributed to neck-beard.

Nope, we wouldn't. My first long relationship was with my high school boyfriend, which started at the end of my freshman year and his senior year (I was turning 15 and he was already 18). We were together until right before I turned 17. Not a peep.

Fair enough. Regardless of dimensions, they're all "person-sized."

Not that it'd ever happen, but I'd rather see a size-10 model called a regular ol' model and what's considered a regular model now called something else. If 10 makes a model plus size, then maybe 0 or 2 would be considered "minus size?" I don't know what a good name for it would be.

I'll admit that I generally stay away from anything that has the Kardashian name on it, so I don't know much about her. From the small bit I do know, she seems to be the only one that I'd want to talk to if we met on a street somewhere.

It's like she's been studying Michael Lohan. That part about "reaching out" might just happen sooner than later.

"I love my life, but it doesn’t feel incomplete right now."

My older cat gets half a cup a day, and he's still a 17 pound orange beefcake (could be the stunt double for the kitty in this video, actually). He's got a little pooch, but otherwise he's standard farm cat size, meaning "kitty linebacker."

I am a fan of both giant hats and disheveled hair. But seriously, what's with the sloppy side braids?