Mmm, yes. Agreed. Also 27. My "life is passing me by" fear is more about grad school than marriage, but it's definitely still there.

How very cat-like of Dog.

It's official. Lindy West Dirt Bags are my favorite Dirt Bags.

You know, everyone tells me that, despite already knowing my previous experience working with people. I guess I'm hoping that someday someone will tell me it'd be a good idea.

In my epic quest to figure out what to do with my life, I'm talking to some folks about social work. I've always worked with people (first elementary school kids, then the elderly in a retirement home, now non-traditional adult students) and my undergrad would back it (sociology, also French, but sociology being the…

Nelsan Ellis' getup is made of win. Anna Paquin, you always look fabulous. Sigh.

Now I feel like I should have given Planned Parenthood more than $39 when I donated this weekend.

Wow. So much "Oh honey, no" for one G/B/U.

Yes. I got excited the second I saw in the thumbnail that there was bright green. So gorgeous.

Cosigned. I spent my teenage years wishing I could have felt a little less.

It angers me too, but I have decided to declare a moratorium on comments about her. I'm still holding out on the thought that maybe if nobody validates her existence here anymore, they'll stop cranking out items involving her.

Seriously. In some catalogs I feel like saying "I'll take the only one here that would actually cover my vagina, please."

You could tell him he has a leaf in his hair. Please have a Buffalo Tom album going in the background.

Hockey + cheerleaders doesn't work. Every time I see a team with a pom squad or a dance team, I just sigh.

Also, see the Jackson 5 dance scene in Clerks 2. Tight tank top, plenty of bounce. Very natural looking bounce. The only thing I can think of is people are just now seeing them, because she doesn't walk around with them out all the time? I don't know.

I think that case, the pregnant to famous track, might be what they're talking about when they say getting pregnant was all for the best. Especially when you consider some of the longer-term "stars" or those on the show who receive more attention.

Being overworked and doing things you don't like because you have to is the domain of everyone. It's equal-opportunity suck.

Only every day.

I have to leave this page open until Mr. Wisdom gets home from work so I can show him all of these. We watch the corgi flop video regularly. There might be someone in our building who owns a corgi, and we might anticipate it coming outside for a walk every morning >.>

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