LiLo has some serious Nicole Kidman resemblance going on in that photo, pose and all.

I worked my way through college as a dietary aide at a retirement home that was pretty unique (at the time - the "buy in early" concept seems to be spreading). One third or more of the facility was apartments purchased by wealthy people who were, for the most part, completely healthy and between the ages of 55 and 65.…

Great. Now I'm questioning my decision to go blonder and thinking about going a deep reddish-brown. I hate decisions!

Ugh. I haven't had any issues like that yet. The eye issues are my biggest thing. I now live in a climate that doesn't have a harsh winter, so my ears and mouth corners don't rip open like they used to, thank goodness.

So basically, you're going to have zits. Hell, even if you've done Accutane, you're still going to have zits (except now they'll come with dry, light-sensitive eyes and ears that crack open when it gets cold).

I was available and nobody called. Next time someone needs a breakout model, I could use some cash.

Agreed. It's hard. They're everywhere you look. The only way to win against them is not to play.

Fair enough. They might be stupid, but at least one of them is smart enough to run the show. Unfortunately, one is enough to steer that ship.

Amen. Call the K's anything you want, but you can't really call them stupid. I don't like them one bit, but they're obviously pretty damn business savvy.

Also +1 for use of "dumber than a sack of hammers."

Part of me wants to applaud this guy, because I cannot stand the Kardashians. I can't handle their presence in the media realm at all. I feel guilty for even clicking on this article, because somewhere it translates into a statistic that x people read an article about Kim Kardashian, so more articles about the krappy…

Are they dumb as a box of hair, or are we (the grand we, we as a culture) dumb as a box of hair for allowing them to thrive?

Hmm. Well, you can see Liberty Ross' underthings just as easily as you can KStew's.

Some people don't just default to smiling, either. I don't smile all that much, and it isn't because life is horrible but just because I don't feel like it. I can only imagine that in front of cameras constantly I'd be the same way, perhaps moreso. Why should I constantly have to smile like I just won prize patrol or…

"I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to find out where they're going and catch up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

There are crappy chiropractors just like there are crappy doctors and crappy everything else.

Don't let one fearmongering article scare the crap out of you. There are great chiropractors and crappy chiropractors, just like there are good and bad everything else. Getting benefit out of a chiro visit largely depends, I think, on what you're going in for (and I've been going for years). For example, I don't go to…

People seem to apply different standards to chiropractors than to regular medical doctors - if one thing a DC does for them doesn't work, they're automatically a hack, when in all reality there are just as many crappy MDs out there as there are chiropractors.

Think what you will about South Park, but the episode about voting ("Don't you see? It always comes down to a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich") seems to ring true almost all of the time. And it always will with only two viable options.

Maybe a system where one can just vote now and opt out of the rest of the process? Like, "here, it's May, please just take my vote and leave me alone"?