yes.
yes.
my brain shut off after 3.5 minutes
not French enough, we wouldn't have this discussion if we used bidets
No sheets. Most of the shelving is empty. Not a single personal possession. All furniture is wrapped, except where he pulled it off to pose (see bunched up behind furniture). I think this is a model home, or a home for sale that he snuck in to have photos shot. The change of clothing is to try and fool the desperate.