David Brooks will be along momentarily with his latest column on why millennials are actually just confused conservatives.

I only judge people at the gym who don’t re-rack their weights.

Megan McArdle believes they all MAY have died in other ways, so really a fire in their building, killing everyone is actually a good thing.

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Melania is dressed like she’s going to a Super Bowl party at a McMansion in some recently-built suburb 50 miles from downtown. Donald is dressed like it’s Tuesday and he works at an H&R Block in 1993.

I’ve seen a few of these comments/emails so might as well say, yeah I went to Michigan. But for what it’s worth, a lot of people I love went to or still go to MSU, and I rooted for Izzo and Dantonio and loved Draymond Green and Kirk Cousins when I was a kid/teen. I want them to be a good, safe university.

Yes, someone needs to give the dogs the coke.

This is great but seeing John Stockton again reminds me that Trump is still the SECOND biggest little bitch on the planet.

Don’t throw all Republicans under the bus. Some of them are actually good people.

“Manjit Singh” is the name of an Indian Strongman who was featured in the Guinness World book of records.

A pound of Cucumber has, if you could completely burn it for energy..water and all..the EXACT same caloric content as that pound of chocolate. It’s physics, this is non-negotiable. If they both weigh a pound inside Earth’s gravity well then they have the exact same mass. The difference between the chocolate and…

You assume much, including that Justices Ginsburg and Breyer will still be on the court and not replaced by Trump appointees David Clarke and Eric Trump.

This is how I feel about Dan Schneider and everyone at Nickelodeon.

Unfortunately, that strategy doesn’t always work:

This take is correct but let’s be honest the odds he was wearing a MAGA or NRA hat are 8 in 10. And 20% of the time people don’t wear hats.

I’m going to let you in another rule. Don’t mess with people’s kids. You think you would get mad if someone messed with your car? I would literally kill a man for fucking with my kid. I mean murder. The man would be dead.

as a laywer in bird law, I can assure that this would not fly.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

It’ll really rock your world when you see that not all Republicans are racists either.

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…