This game was a travesty but hard to find fault here. They had a game scheduled against NMSU but had to schedule someone at the last minute when NMSU cancelled due to conference realignment.

This is missing a boring non-sequitor about his dad.

I’m not going to lie, getting this late in the Why Your Team Sucks column is probably the proudest I have ever been of my Lions.

Because he has been hurting us for 58 years?

Showing up for your annual visit and brutalizing a child someone else is raising with a thorny branch is just good parenting. Imagine if he showed up once a year for his scheduled visitation and stuffed a happy meal in the kids mouth.

Writing a book about Saban is problematic.

I promise you that most Vikings fans won’t show up until the playoffs

Dion Stanley was the guy who looked like he trained by hunkering down with a bucket of hot wings and a few pitchers for the 3 months leading up to the fight. Sadly this was one of the most better fights of the night because it ended mercifully after 2 rounds.

His too-good-for-the-sport sciencey fight at Radio City against Donaire was the single most boring athletic event I have ever seen. Just two guys being booed for an hour. Seats were very expensive and still I’d rather pay to watch someone else’s kids play t-ball.

First day at BC orientation the girl in front of me puked onto the head of the girl sitting on front of her. Some chucklefuck from Woosta called it a Boston Showa’.

A million times yes.

Dudes that wear sandals in the city freak me out. All of that rat, dog, tomcat and coyote urine and poo, smeared cockroaches and puddles of standing water that are mysteriously present despite no rain for weeks, all bubbling, stewing and vaporizing into a humid poo-mist in the hot summer sun, and no protective barrier…

Scott Brown drives a pickup truck and shows those Cambridge libtards what for like a real man, a real American man.

Last Vegas was a terrible movie, I can't imagine the remake set in Indianapolis is going to improve it.

There's not a lot of gold in that watch. It doesn't even appear to have a gold band.

Plus, we Lions fans can go back to enjoying Sundays off by mid-November when they are officially out of the playoff hunt.

I love this thing. I certainly believe it opens up the wine the same way you would in a decanter sitting around for 30 minutes.

I love this thing. I certainly believe it opens up the wine the same way you would in a decanter sitting around for…

Logan had pretty good success with BC running their offense during Matt Ryan's breakout year in 2007 and the following year with a very lackluster squad talent-wise. It was the only period post-Flutie where they were relevant int he national conversation.

Mix gravy with mayo for your turkey sandwich. Mayonavy, the perfect condiment.

'September Josh tried reefer for the very first time.