That last story: Listen. When you haven't even yet graduated from your expensive college and you're already choosing to go have your limbs mangled for free during an 8 hour shift that a bunch of rich people have paid a small fortune for? That's when you change your career. That's why the romanticizing of the…

Working in a kitchen, I've seen some awful cuts and burns. I've also experienced some bad ones myself. No one has ever gone to the hospital even when told someone would drive them. Everyone just finishes their shift and then goes to get medical help. Hell, I spilled a sizzle platter of molten hot bone marrow on my…

I think we should replace the bald eagle as our national bird with an avocado with paper wings stuck to it.

Yup.

I also think this is like the absolute perfect example for how men can comment and participate in feminism, you know besides believing that women deserve equal treatment and living your life in a way to ensure that happens. Too often do men enter feminist spheres and end up trying to dominate the conversation and…

I love his character on Brooklyn 9-9 precisely because he's the mix between huge buff strong guy and sweet gentle dad. Nobody on the show damns him from being a loving, dedicated father, either— they help him balance the roles as best as they can (given their own failures as people. )

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

I love how, halfway through the second roll, she makes eye contact with the camera, like, "Are you getting this??"

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia