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Alexander_Crouton-Skitch
Alexander-Crouton-Skitch

Thank you.

It was getting to be about time I retire MacDraw.

Cheney

A+ for creativity though, right? ...

On the TB diet, lifetime would be kinda shortened, what with that meat gun and all... Or is it a meat hose?

CNN is on the case!

I guess folks are losing their taste for hooves.

Just one more reason to abhor wikipedia.

The heightened risk? Must be a turn-on. Bushes with thorns, that's what I'm thinking for ground floor apartment dwellers to request. Lots and lots of thorns.

After the deaths of Robin Williams and Lauren Bacall this week, some people are waiting for a third celebrity to die. Maybe one will, and maybe one won't.

The first time I heard it was when "Sweet Dee" said it in It's Always Sunny .... There are certain words and phrases that she can say, and now I only hear them that way.

Just make sure you have a friend help you on with the white gloves. There's absolutely nothing more offensive, nothing — than a soiled costume.

Sorry, I was just trying to find another hobby.

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.

Those numbers add up.

Since the 60's right? Just kidding. I have joke my way through this week because it has sucked so bad.