Its pronounced Obummer, buy the whey.

I think it happened in the 80s.

Yeah, are we sure it was butter?

Oh, you!

That makes me angry, even though I've never been there, and never will be there.

Quick Pa, let's skedaddle! Granny's started spring house cleanin' and she's done caught Jethro.

Seriously. Someone's always gotta shit in the oatmeal.

Tailgating.

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

That's one more than I thought would make the list.

No, I didn't.

Doesn't tl;dr stand for too lazy; didn't read?

Yes, my mother did the same when I was growing up. Years later, she was cooking a pork chop (they were double cooked to death when I was a kid, or else, you know, we'd get trichinosis) and she said "I like to cook it just up until there's a little juice still in the middle."

... and

Well, they are a happily married animated couple, so I guess it's okay.

During her Billy Bob days.

Is that a vial of blood around your neck, or are you just happy to see me?