Alexander-Crouton-Skitch
Alexander_Crouton-Skitch
Alexander-Crouton-Skitch

The heightened risk? Must be a turn-on. Bushes with thorns, that's what I'm thinking for ground floor apartment dwellers to request. Lots and lots of thorns.

The first time I heard it was when "Sweet Dee" said it in It's Always Sunny .... There are certain words and phrases that she can say, and now I only hear them that way.

Just make sure you have a friend help you on with the white gloves. There's absolutely nothing more offensive, nothing — than a soiled costume.

Sorry, I was just trying to find another hobby.

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.

Those numbers add up.

Since the 60's right? Just kidding. I have joke my way through this week because it has sucked so bad.

Its pronounced Obummer, buy the whey.

I think it happened in the 80s.

Yeah, are we sure it was butter?

Oh, you!

That makes me angry, even though I've never been there, and never will be there.

Quick Pa, let's skedaddle! Granny's started spring house cleanin' and she's done caught Jethro.