Tailgating.

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

That's one more than I thought would make the list.

No, I didn't.

Doesn't tl;dr stand for too lazy; didn't read?

Yes, my mother did the same when I was growing up. Years later, she was cooking a pork chop (they were double cooked to death when I was a kid, or else, you know, we'd get trichinosis) and she said "I like to cook it just up until there's a little juice still in the middle."

... and

Well, they are a happily married animated couple, so I guess it's okay.

During her Billy Bob days.

Is that a vial of blood around your neck, or are you just happy to see me?

Too young? Hell no! Too old!

What will they think of next?

I never really noticed that until now.

Sweet dreams .... IN HELL!

You are not exaggerating. Between that and "Maude" deciding to have an abortion, Lear was pretty much Satan.

I remember it being all over the news. Crazy.

People freaked out because "Joey" was anatomically correct. Freaked the F out.

I disagree.

Meanwhile, 38 years ago ...