Lyftr

Here's something to take care of problem 1:

WTF is happening here?

He's dead.

g-d hilarious

Oh, you.

November 22 is a bad day to open movies about anything in Dallas.

Dammit! I wanted something like this:

I wonder what it will be like.

West Dakota.

Youbetcha!

I popped this onto another post about her, but I think it fits. This is how I see her nowadays.

I'm sure you're right.

Lucky she didn't demonstrate "gas."

How nice for you.