When Huffington Post kicks you out, you get mad, then you get even (but mostly mad).

Well I'm just glad I won't come down with a case of cowpox. As for everything else, I'm not as glad.

I guess the wifebeaters sold out fast.

He looks like a diminutive Winston Churchill.

Exactly.

I think they should both go fuck themselves.

Some Like It Knot.

Lauerdinghys?

... and then he kept telling him to lie. That animated feature was not for children.

Nothing beats a great pair of legs.

Yeah, right. Like someone's going to pay me $250 to do that. Wait...

Meanwhile, the word locomotive is used in modern day parlance.

Get out of the house and away from the computer, Diane. Take a trainride.

I think Ed Asner is going to play Peter.

Maybe he had just seen "Tammy."

Oh, go paint your bunghole Donna.

I will never forget it you know. Doorbell rang the other day, answered the door and there was a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card I opened it, it said "Love from your boyfriend Ernie" I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine I said "Clementine, do you know what this means?" For the…