Some Like It Knot.

Lauerdinghys?

... and then he kept telling him to lie. That animated feature was not for children.

Nothing beats a great pair of legs.

Yeah, right. Like someone's going to pay me $250 to do that. Wait...

Meanwhile, the word locomotive is used in modern day parlance.

Get out of the house and away from the computer, Diane. Take a trainride.

I think Ed Asner is going to play Peter.

Maybe he had just seen "Tammy."

Oh, go paint your bunghole Donna.

I will never forget it you know. Doorbell rang the other day, answered the door and there was a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card I opened it, it said "Love from your boyfriend Ernie" I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine I said "Clementine, do you know what this means?" For the…

That's not where a corndog goes, Mister.

To get to the other side.

If you're too afraid to go to the roller rink or a strip club, home's the place to be!

Yep. I'm going with turtle.

Nope

Oh, sure, and when I do, I'm gonna find out how to make $4598 a week for only a few hours in front of the computers. Not falling for that. Again.