Exactly how many people were in your town? Nevermind, I love anything potatoE salad-themed and, of course, "all's-well-that-end-well" stories. (Except for the picnic basket. That didn't end well.)

Runner up:

Tomorrow? Aintcha got no 24/7 drive thrus?

I'd argue that the effects of radiation are less harmful than the effects of Lunchables, but I'm no doctor.

Yes, I remembered an item about that as well.

Isn't Angel Haze one of them new drugs the kids are doin at them raving parties where they won't get off my lawn on their way home?

Go on ...

Work home from google?

I'm afraid.

ohdeargod

and....................

"masturbating with a back and forth motion."