My face needs ICE, my face needs ICE now!

Is that a symbol in your pocket, or are you just happy to fly me?

Wait, what?

"I did not get a nose job."

And the bananas constipated that poor old neighbor woman.

Oh, they'll picket that, too.

As does India.

My dad almost bought one from a neighbor, but the brakes went out (among other things) so that was the end of that. I was excited (about a year from getting my driver's license) then, ... he bought a crappy Chevette! My mother called it the tin can.

I don't understand how they would think that this wasn't terrifying. That rabbit head, wonky eye + teeth are nightmare fuel.

and

Carey

"That's a shame because this is a very nice school," said parent Beverly Majors.

I know how the argument started: Half of you go this way — half of you go that way. The other half, come with me!