And here's a picture of the old gal herself:

No, I'd guess he's not a virgin if he's living with his mom.

I said SAY cheese, number 5.

I should hope so.

I wonder if this was his topic...

I just laughed the cat out of the room.

I'd say this is more in the Oral Interp category.

Reminds me of that Freshenup gum, with the liquid inside that squirted out when you chewed it. We used to call it cum gum. (I think everyone in every schoolyard called it that.)

Meanwhile, at the Dollar Menu ...

Where's MINE?

Especially on our holiest of days, Prince Spaghetti Day, Gahddammit!

People go on dates. Baseball games just go on.

Didn't "Buttcrack Maggots" open for the Stones during their last tour? (Maybe I'm mistaken.)

Thanks Condé Nast!