1) Hattie McDaniel (no 's')

You know how hard it's is to proffread your own writings!?

I think in this case, mental pics or it didn't happen.

I'm a Belieber!

Damn, I coulda been in Amsterdam!

I just joined your club.

Usually folks say "jam it down people's throats," but now I'm just splitting hairs.

Does this mean we should all be on suicide watch for Amanda Bynes' vagina?

A golf tee was then placed between the cheeks of her buttocks and a golf ball was balanced on top of the tee.

Better to throw the money down the pan.

I think with the cut and paste job, they used an actual kitchen knife.

I'm trying to figure out which combination of disasters led to this. A huge rush to a deadline? Something that wasn't finalized or obviously looked at, in the least, by anyone after a rough idea was shown?