The Photoshop Quick Selection Tool has become my best friend. (That sounds so sad.)

I had nothing prepared because I didn't expect to win. But let me just say ....

Maybe the bikini bra should be "before" and the bikini bottom should be "after."

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Hi Tim. Thanks for the email and for giving me a chance to respond.

According to a criminal complaint filed in U.S District court, Rogers barked at an attendant who told him to stow his bags and scared a woman and her kid into moving away from him. He then demanded three glasses of wine at once.

This came to mind.

mouth mayo - same family as phlegm: lung butter

Well, if you're gonna split hairs ...

Yes — no doubt, and all sorts of denials and probably no one around her (or the family) being equipped to handle it, or realizing there are resources out there to help. Goddam sad in so many ways.

I'm going to guess she doesn't have that rational a perspective on what she's doing because she's ill.

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Unfortunate font style — Flaccid Ultra Bold.