I'm glad it's world wide sized. Plenty of room to share.

Damn, DAMN, DAMN!!!!!!!!!

In re: Demi,

Letterman

I remember it already.

mirror-encrusted handmirror

"We had trouble communicating in New York," said Dan.

Dear Lady Gaga:

BEST

... and when those attentions fade away, we can refocus on where our cute blonde girl attentions really ought to be!

Your inner ear regulates your balance, so after so many spins & turns ... it gets you kinda dizzy + sometimes 1,000,000x nauseous.

That Darned Ann!

I guess when you use Fieri's head for scale, everything looks small.

spiky-haired alpha-nitwit

I avoid foods containing the letterforms "c-r-a-p"

hilarious

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