Hairstyle = The Blockhead

Genuine, but I sure as shit didn't get it from my husband.

And plus, I give the marriage 2 years tops.

That ham is indeed, Kevin Bacon.

or DOES he?

... which will counter 10 times over in needless mess and effort and annoyance whatever meager, transient verisimilitude it grants to your ludicrous delusion of self-reliance.

... but more soothing....

OH,

So, when Charo has the trots, she's Sophia Vergara?

What the audience doesn't know is ...

It's just that all of our computers are infected with a cyrus.

I think this is actually how the human heart looks while eating this horrible terrible delicious incredible fried thing.

If the urine were kerosene.

A spork connected to a defibrillator.

There’s stuff like not being able to walk around as I please.

Jesus K. Rist.

Er, but it's not the worst...

They have to keep themselves amused.