Fax can't be mistranslated 'cause it has been mentioned twice, coordinating well with both statements.

Dude. Gizmodo. GIZMOdo. The gadget guide. The GIZMO guide. Also, note on creativity. Do you want everything to be named something like; Box-like Thingy for Gaming (BTG) or BTG Portable?

Xbox - i have no idea why they called it that. Mutated, maybe?

nuh-tahl

It looks like you're trying to win a war. Would you like some help with that?

OSama

nanotech.

Behold. The iVest. The most revolutionary thing since the regular bulletproof vest. You can now kill green pigs while shooting down bearded terrorists! It even includes a back and front camera!! Facetime home when you're about to die and tell your wife you love her, or even take a picture of that RPG guy you just…

Of course, but not before you rape them.

[probably some good comeback that also ruined your moment]

Dude. You ruined my moment.

When they say a non-Microsot OS, does this mean Steve Jobs is involved in this? I knew it, SJ was trying to take over the world!!

Oh tabloids. How reliable. Next time they'll start saying that music files CAN be sent by fax.

Actually, it was a lie.

Hard. Harder. Harder, BABY!!!

scrambled. lolololol

Mother Teresa?!

he always uses them in moist environment... =D

and then suddenly, out of the blue, some iphone in gamestop rang; "i had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage"

I had cake.