Picked a Blue 3DS since I've been tired of black, since I owned both a black DS lite and a DSi; so I tried having a different color. Besides, isn't blue the "general" male color? Like blue for male and pink for female?

and my computer a.... a..... uh....

I knew it was the most relevant part.

I know right. But everybody always forgets the small games.

If I had to choose, I'd say 3DS. GO FOR 3D (WITHOUT GLASSES) PORN!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!

The "long story short" was kinda shorter than the "long story even made shorter."

Business as usual.

Everybody does...

Why thank you my good man.

I do wonder how link manages to be young all of the time.

I once had a batch mate in grade school who would always brag a lot about the PokeGods, blue Mews and other Pokemon hoaxes (it was the GameBoy Advanced era). It was fucking annoying.

Another Chuck Norris sighting?

I hate Wikipedia and its Nefarious ways.

I hate you and your corrective ways.

It's different.

Joking aside, it IS (almost) a big F22.

Magnets. I see what you did there.

In Soviet Russia, the robbers ARE the law enforcement.

In Soviet Russia, plane pilot you!!

No Soviet Russia reverse jokes? Anyone?