@woshiernog: Hint 1: It's bloody and has something to do with the head.

@Son-of-MonsterChalk: ding. ding. ding. It's I have miscalculated.

@reducks: haha nice one

@reducks: The rast biguh gamu? Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! But that iuh.... IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!!!!!!!

@urfe: Whaaaaaaat?

@JACrazy: Every computer company has, Apple just patented it first

I see it now...

This'rr be the DS's rast big game... Sorry, DS, but once the 3DS is rereased, you'rr arr be history. But you'rr cost thrice as much, 10 years from now.

@Bassman22: Well, I think you're right, otherwise we wouldn't be using a mouse today.

Fuck, you just revealed the secret, now Android Fanboys won't buy it anymore.

@Bassman22: I knew that, but come on, so you're saying that Mozilla, Google, and other third-party developers copied the web browser form Microsoft too? Did Microsoft invented the first spreadsheet application, meaning that OpenOffice.Org copied the idea too? I still don't know what Mac OS X feature copied Aero Snap.…

I believe them...

Indeed

@Super Gizmodoman: You mean Weegee, right? Or if he did, WHERE IS HE?!

Riiiiight..... and then rename Marketplace to Microsoft App Store? Microsoft is sooooooo ORIGINAL

Shit. I lost. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Wait.. Isn't Mario supposed to be inside the 3DS? For God's sake WHERE IS HE?!

This just in: US Military experimenting on bullet implants in the brain. "We want our soldiers to always have an extra bullet in every mission," General Blow Jobs said in an exclusive interview a minute ago.

Why can't Microsoft ever think of an ORIGINAL idea? What's next? Windows Phone 7 integrated with Windows OS? Ooh and not to mention a built-in power button in the keyboard. HOW ORIGINAL.