Told you 3D Porn was coming to the N3DS

He has a blonde for a sidekick?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

@I, Opener: DING DING DING!!!!! And we got a winner!!!!

LOL I actually liked the last part

The 6 stages of reading this article:

GREAT GAME!!!!! I'LL GIVE IT 5 STARS, NO, 7 EVEN!!!!

I didn't know that Cockroaches love MILF.........

Next up: What has 69 directors and a footage of 6969000000 Porn Stars?

In threeeeeeee-DICKS!!!!!!!

@BKG67: Sadly, they only showed 2.

@parachoid: Unfortunately, they're too big to drive vans and lack fingers to hold steering wheels. SO what they did was to charm children with their "kindness and imagination."

OK Soldiers! You need to win at all cost! Understand?! No backing down! Now go! Go! Go!

My new theory is that only 1 dinosaur ate meat. I call it (Scientific name) Chuckinorrisica Roundhousita or Chuckonorrus Rex

@baconatorbreakfast: First the feathers, second the vegies. But do you know why they really became extinct out of embarrassment? A purple dinosaur the size of a 15-year-old began to make a TV show for kids.

@Pressure: Yes, indeed my friend. Sadly, T-Rexes became purple, ate vegetables, and befriended kids.

@fifteen_sunrises: Since Chuck Norris did.

@GitEmDrBallMD: He ain't open source once CLU 2 took reprogrammed him.

@Black_Ops_19: Just like Pron, there will be Ass Hole

Racism war in 3... 2... 1...

Nintendo Denial in 3.... 2.... 1......