My sympathies!

I was young and my entire world had shattered around me after I was raped. So I didn’t really know who I was anymore and he was controlling in an easy way to handle at first. It was harder to see the increases as they came and I heard him defend himself to my friends criticisms that it just seemed second nature to…

I wonder if you were arguing with my exhusband. He once tried to tell my best friend all about life in Guatemala. A country he had never been to and that her entire famoly was born in.

Just let me lay here in the sun, until my dream is done!

Fantastic! I had no idea anything like that existed. Thank you!

I kinda want to start crowdfunding abortion money. Or politely ask the Gates Foundation to create a fund that anyone who wants an abortion and has no access in their town or their state (fuck maybe even this whole country if the anti-choice psychos have their way) can use to go somewhere and have a safe, legal one.…

She totally was the best. Possibly because it took me the longest by far to realize that she was in every commercial during an entire season of televison I had watched. With demi lovato I noticed the first commercial break. 😂

They’re speaking Legalese, a germanic language found in the eastern region of Lawschoolia. Much like AI, it’s still milling about the uncanny valley; almost there, but slightly off.

They’re speaking Legalese, a germanic language found in the eastern region of Lawschoolia. Much like AI, it’s still milling about the uncanny valley; almost there, but slightly off.

Ah yes, the Woman of Every Commercial. A role previously filled by Brooke Shields and Demi Lovato.

This is exactly me and I have never like AJ at all but as soon as she filed and the situation surrounding the filing, I was pretty much thinking she and the kids had had enough of some sort of unacceptable bullshit on BP’s part...probably alcohol-related abuse. But the more I read of what she says and does now, she’s…

I prefer to think that you and I are facebook friends with the same person instead of there being more than one of these people existing at the same time.

“What the fuck, Brad?!”

Ahhhh I’ve been having the same shit happen around here. My three year old son likes to have me paint his toes and fingers when I do mine and his six year old sister’s. He’s fucking three and we live in the bay area. Literally no one gives a shit! It bothers my husband and I have seen him a few times try to figure out…

I need to know because it came out of angelina jolie’s mouth. That woman is no stranger to odd behavior!

I have always met people’s unbridled lust for him with confusion. He seems way too...pretty? Delicate? And his eyes being so close together and his nasal bridge so long that he kind of reminds me of alice the goon from popeye. I know that 90% of my fellow women will disagree with me.

A really great person would have let all their commoner relatives on the private jet!

I never understood this saying. Isn’t that attitude how we ended up with a country half full of fucksticks like trump in the first place? Shouldn’t we be treating people with respect until they show us that they’re not deserving? This doesn’t apply to ivanka because she’s already shown that she’s a shitsipper like her…

My doctors gave it to me too. For both pregnancies and my son is only just three. Maybe it’s an ultra recent thing.

Wait...zofran is bad for you now?! Every doctor I saw gave me zofran when I was pregnant with both my kids. I never actually took it after the first 5 days the first time when I contemplated squatting in the shower and giving myself an enema to end the insane constipation it caused. Now I’m glad!