But what you’re literally saying is still literally absolutely absurd! No dance music outside of where people dance?! What the fuck kind of music is NOT music you can dance to?!

PLEASE PUT THE CHEERIOS DOWN AND STOP DANCING IN THE CEREAL AISLE, MA’AM!

You realize that the song you’re holding up as an example of something not annoying, “The Twist” was number 1 on the Billboard and was most definitely played in the car and would have been played in Target and other places you list where people “don’t dance.” Seriously, who doesn’t dance while riding in the car?!

So I don’t interpret that meme the same way you do. When I read it, I see it describing the different mindset of a man and a woman in any given social situation. A man sees a woman in a bar and is nervous to approach her because she might reject him. A woman sees a man in a bar and is nervous that if she does reject…

True. I guess I could just kill them both to keep them from talking. Also cuts down on referrals though.

Oh for sure. As a hit person, I would consider offering each victim the opportunity to meet or exceed payment to turn the tables on the initial client.

Ehhh I see a decent resemblance that runs through the rest of them. They don't all look like twins but they all look Armenian. Which, obviously just because Khloe doesn't doesn't mean she's not his daughter but in addition to the height, I don't think she facially resembles any of them either. But genetics are super…

That’s Oinkster. <Bad dum bum>

Man, I went to the theater to watch Lilo and Stitch as a full grown adult to make myself feel better about my dad and my stepmom splitting up and it totally worked. #liloandstitchforlyfe

That comic is amaaaaaaaazing!

Exactly. The people who should be officers are the ones who would still do it without a gun.

I totally broke up with my mom! But I also have both of my kids’ names tattooed on me. Here’s hoping they don't break up with me!

I always kind of wondered if the stepmom saying that had anything to do with a money grab. Like if Khloe isn't his daughter afterall, maybe there would be a case for the stepmom to go after her portion of the estate. I definitely see how Khloe doesn't look like the rest of the kdash klan but there could still be…

This is an amazing story. I'm so sorry but I can't stop laughing.

Fucking so sorry that happened to you.

That is referencing a different case last year. The 16 year old in that case was a girl that a different boy (not these wrestlers) raped. Same school though.

If my kid sat idly by and did not say anything, I'm not sure how I could stomach looking them in the face. If not because of disgust towards them, then towards my own failure as a parents to meet my main objective in parenthood, which is to raise kind, good people.

Yes I'm pretty confident in the force of the general uproar that would follow my firing in getting me my job back or at least an easily won civil suit.

It might be the one thing that would make me wish I owned a gun.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now THAT sounds amazing!