Exactly! I have always loved horror and gore and nothing supernatural or violent (fake I mean...real life disturbs me to no end) really bothers me but I couldn’t get through three episodes of this season. It was too much.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my goooooooooooooood! That is so perfectly spot on that it might have just changed my life. At the very least improved my night because now I finally know the words to my feelings and understand why I've never rewatched that movie (I watch nearly everything over and over because I'm a weirdo).

Hmmmmm I don’t think she specified but I would just stay indoors at all costs! Better to be safe than sorry!

I believe she recommended 1-2 feet so maybe you could get away with two twin beds? Maybe even queens if you've got the floor space. Sexy time is going to be more difficult but perhaps you could cut a hole in a sheet and then cover him with it.

Also keep an acceptable distance from immigrant men.

I never know anyone in the bulleted items in these articles. I do know what DJ Kahled looks like from memes though.

I thought so too. She’s basically saying “I’ve accomplished so much professionally and this kid wants me to parent him too?!”

He is the worst. He was told bery clearly that she was not allowed to be alone with the kids and he kept leaving her alone with them in increasing lengths of time.

And the confidence. Everytime I put it on I end up wiping it off before I leave the house.

Not only that but because the people of reddit care so much about everyone’s physical appearance, we all must care so much and lo aren’t our feelings soooooooo hurt!

Not at all! I don't actually follow his advice irl. I just go ahead and wash with it on. I also leave it in jewelry cleaner overnight every night to get rid of all yhe soap scum and shit that accumulates under there. I'm breaking all the rules!!

Hahaha! You must have whatever the opposite of an oral fixation is. But I do think that is one of the symptoms of sleep apnea so be careful out there!

Well, I generally try and avoid touching any actual shit with my fingers much less my ring but I don’t actually follow his advice because you’re right...hands and rings are germy and gross.

He's been named. He shut down his twitter.

I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard.

Haha the fuck?! I was expecting him to return it and they fell in love.

You and diamonds are kind of a disaster.

The jeweler who my husband had design my ring told me that if I ever take it off to wash my hands then it goes in my mouth until I dry them. I'm just waiting for an earthquake and I swallow it.

It’s not always a “better” thing. Sometimes it's what would be the most compatible with the owner(s). Like people who love dogs but need one that is better for allergies for example. Or size; you probably don't want a Great Dane if you have a studio apartment.

I’m with you. I grew up with pets, including dogs, and they’re ok and all but I secretly wish everyone I know and who I hang out with just didn’t have them. I tolerate them but don’t have any desire to be around them. It could have something to do with being allergic but there’s definitely more about them that…