Judd Apatow is like cryptonite to funny.

Oh I know...I make my own (I don't even use any tahini-substitute). My friend is the one who is...not so inclined towards making anything herself.

You’re screwed! Haha! I often joke that I want to open a restaurant called “Shit Your Kid Will Eat” and it will serve simultaneously nothing and everything.

No, none of those businesses should have a problem catering any of those events. I'm ignoring the fact that you're using NAMBLA, which is an organization promoting something ACTUALLY illegal. But any of those businesses chose to open and operate. They are being paid money in exchange for their services and goods. They…

Ha! Beans...my 4.5 year old has decided she’s obsessed with chili after a pot of chili was featured heavily in an episode of Teen Titans Go so I've had to make a pot of chili once a week for the past month. Also a gross wiping job. Not to mention that it's been 90-100 degrees here lately!

Ha! I was exaggerating. :) I've never heard of V Fusion so I'll have to check it out. I was drinking the regular V8 in a can. It's around 30% of your dvof sodium.

I wosh I could get my kids to cut back on fruit. It’s all they eat. Which as you can imagine, is soooooo fun for me when they poop.

Oh god wheat thins. GIVE ME ALL THE WHEAT THINS!!!

You peel his apples for him?!?! Bless your heart, mama. Around here I tell then that if they don’t feel like eating the skin or the crust of something then they can eat around that shit. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

I also switched out my kids’ regular bread with sprouted grain breads and they taste exactly the same. It ups the protein and I think reduces the effective carbs.

to stopAren’t they like 85% sodium though? I had drinking them when I realized that and I was filled with the sads. My husband told me to make my own vegetable juice but fuck that noise.

Wait what?! Club soda is bad for you?? You just ruined my LIFE!!

We do turkey and cheese rolls, hummus and pita, bean dip and pita, carrots and hummus, caprese salad, english muffin and cream cheese, chili...my kid has limited but oddly broad food preferences!

My friend’s kids’ school just made her stop packing them regular hummus because of a sesame allergy. So now she has to make her own tahini-free hummus and I could hear her laughing from 400 miles away at the thought of finding the time and energy to add that to her weekly list of chores.

“We want you to go home, weigh yourself, subtract 10, and weigh that!”

Thanks! I did see that one but it is weird and kind of lame that it doesn't really look like raven. I figured if I had to make the full cape, I might as well make the leotard, gemstones, and leggings too. Those are the easy parts!

Ha! Let’s just say that I may or may not have seen them there on previous browsing trips. There’s a decent “costume” section at one near where we used to live in SF.

That's what I've said too! It's a costume...it is literally being something else. It doesn't matter what you started as!

My daughter has a tiger tail and ear set that I purchased for her from........a sex shop. It was the only place I could find one after she begged and begged!

Yes, I think they can but it is frustrating that it’s all placed under the header of “boys.” A website is one thing but it’s disheartening to have to take your daughter to the boys section of a physical store to get her costume and the model on the package is a boy. You just talk to her about it and hope she doesn’t…