I'm pretty sure that's only for trademarks, not copyrights.

Wait...I really thought, "was a phone really worth it?" would be directed at the asshole who shot someone in the fucking head, and not the woman who didn't want to hand over her shit from the asshole trying to steal it. I get it - I'd hand over my phone because I'd rather live than be bummed out over losing my high…

I saw the report last night. In addition to being a small portion of the employee population, it seems like none of them were arrested for engaging in this activity at the park and all of them were trying to meet teenagers which is awful, but not necessarily indicative that they are also attracted to the prepubescent…

I make a point of never being assed to do anything.

Came here expecting Mike the TV cosplay, was disappointed.

Yeah, remind me again why I'm supposed to think Joan Rivers is some kind of comic genius? And there's so many layers to her choosing this specific insult too. The masculization of black women ties into the way we're seen as tough work horses, able to take pain, and available to be abused. It's just racism, misogyny,…

In a way I'm kind of thankful this happened.

I'm a tad amused that it's taken nearly 30 years to beat Super Mario Bros in under 5 minutes...

me too

Ha! So did I.

Really? I thought it was Johnny Bravo.

Wow. Somebody finally made Fetch happen.

Make fun of games all you want, but Civ 5 was great for learning about historical landmarks. I too learned of Angkor Wat through Civilization.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for teaching me what this is, Sid Meier's Civilization.

I think that was almost 100% a scare tactic. It's entirely possible that there was once some isolated incident that grew into urban (rural?) legend, but I doubt if there would be anything more than that. My family has a ranch in Texas and I'm sure my great uncle has hired undocumented workers in his day, but the point…

So it turns out that the Washington Wizards basketball team have a logo that fits this phrase perfectly:

Interesting. A complete reversal on traditional advertisements. The men are all sexy and/or half-dressed and the women are completely clothed. Don't see this everyday.

Many "welps." Handle it.

'what do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?'