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I’m in love with Jim Sterling’s duality of having some of the most banal, bizarre, and crude humor out there while also having one of the sharpest, most insightful minds analyzing the gaming industry right now. It is good that he won.

I love the Fire Emblem series, but unfortunately this game has already run its course for me. I’ll probably revisit it every once in a while just for the quest of summoning my favorite characters, but other than that it already feels dull.

Join our hero Dario as he runs for his life to save the Fungal Kingdom and win back the heart of Duchess Apricot from the giant beast Low...um...Pow..no...err.....Steve!

While I appreciate the inclusion, and understand other civs should probably be added (Ottomans, Mongol horde, Portugal, Netherlands, Macedonia, Carthage, Byzantium, the Huns etc.) and that they can’t put the whole world into the game the lack of any natural wonders from a place known for vast wilderness and an…

My theory is that he’s a boss from Final Fantasy V

At first I understood it as Geralt with a tea which is just as funny.

I though it was written by Claudia y Inez Bachman... Or maybe I was todash at the time.

Your sexuality, and how you manage it, is nobody’s business but your own. Nobody gets to tell you when the “right time” to come out is, and anyone who judges you is forgetting that in the not-so-distant past, being open about your lifestyle had very real, hurtful and sometimes violent consequences.

Done in the style of:

mfw reading the replies

Fact: When someone says something you don’t agree with, they were paid to say it. This is true 100% of the time. And if you disagree with me, then you’ll need to explain to me who is paying you to disagree with me!

Even if his version is plausible, he should still be charged with, at the very least, reckless endangerment for firing at a fleeing vehicle.

The worst I did online was like the Diablo 2 map hack.

You missed it.

I’m not sure if my fursuit counts as art.

I’m pretty much where he is in terms of a disability which looks so bleak that you don’t see any signs of hope, so I can absolutely understand taking that path. It’s one I think about taking a lot.

I’m OUTRAGED. My two year old daughter saw this and I immediately had to try and explain it away. She was like “Doryyyy!!” and I said “Don’t worry baby, there’s no such thing as gay people”. Then she goes “Pretty water... pretty fish!!” and I was like “Exactly. Marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

I’ve always liked the Year in Hell two-parter.