Nice find. If you need to apply metal bands you cannot beat the Ligarex system.

A Butler.

Having attended many a large Italian family meal I can say that not all fork stabbings are intentional.

Congrats! Nothing puts a cap on a grueling 20 hour work week like a nice French Ale. Enjoy.

All owls are equal, but some owls are more equal than others.

Couple this with a Dutch Oven and you have the perfect tailgating vehicle.

How do you sleep at night knowing that thousands of plastic owls gave up their nests for your Jeep Wagoneer?

Sounds good until the Snap-On tool truck comes to a screeching halt at the red light and the magnetic field propels you into the intersection where your 2015 Alfa Spider is t-boned by a Fusion Taco truck racing to get to their lunch corner before all the customers get impatient and leave. This is your dieing vision as…

Siri, I would like to be able to use opposite lock in my car.

Ray: So again, you get $10,000 if you see a system with an Apple logo.

Congrats! Your prize for COTD is one slightly used-as-a-fluffer Geely.

Soon at your nearest GM service department:

Lions can be tough.

I would not read much into this deal. The Peugeot family has resisted the merger mania of the last 20 years and instead has chosen to make strategic alliances when they make sense. Jean-Martin Foltz, former CEO was very outspoken (as was the Peugeot family) against acquiring, or being acquired by other car companies.…

Don't cry for mommy! He was your friend, you clean him off.

While their at it why not design a social network to monitor everyone's status? Skynet has a nice ring to it.

MVS Venturi 260 LM

Depends what's in your grocery bag. If you're like most Volt owners you'll fry some sob if he tries to steal your bag of organic blue kale.

The whole arguement is moot. Volts should have Taser racks.

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