Yeah, we've been the Ferrari 458 real-world test facility lately.

Overheard at the Ferrari dealership...

Reporter: William, why has it taken over 9 years for you and Kate to tie the knot?

Don't know why the G is highlighted instead of the V, as Vichy would be a more apt name for the collaboration.

While France is my favorite car country, I tend to view the concept of a "Luxury Minivan" as I would Designer Herpes.

Let me guess... Yet another Hollywood retread cartoon to big-screen adaption is in the works featuring the yet-unnamed run of the mill tween actors taking their drivers tests in the Buggy Up! Good God, I guess I'm officially old and out of touch now. "When I was your age sonny, VW's were air-cooled by the breath of…

Shhh... Ladies, ladies, relax. Let's get out of this place and go for a ride. I'd like to tell you a story about a young man, a vintage Alfa, and classic named Mrs. R.

Any Aston, any Bond. But if you insist on only one, the DB5 and Connery will do just fine.

Honey, did you hear that? They say we'll have color television sets in the future!

No matter what V8 powers it you can be assured the exhaust will make that trademark bunga bunga sound.

Wait for the cream!

Isetta door

Dear Lotus,

New Saab slogan:

And after that Alfa-Romero.

"How do you spell Winklevoss again?"

Sally is ready to Rally.

Not sure why, so I called a Buddhist answer line and they told me the current wait time was 35 years of inner-reflection with an almost 100% chance I would be told that the answer could be found within.

Is she easily awakened by outside noises at night? Does she have a pump shotgun?