Dear Truck driver,

"GM announced that they will be awarding SHSU officer Carrell, a Tahoe driver with a special uniform badge given to officers that display exceptional courage against defective Ford products."

Is it too late to add this to the "things in your rear-view mirror" top 10?

Must have been difficult finding someone in Argentina familiar with the ring... then again, maybe not.

Wow. I can almost envision what the future would have been like if they had gone with the Italian Minimalism ethos versus the current "Jersey Shore bada-bling" one.

Who ever is holding the Appalachian dulcimer last.

Overheard at the Consumer Report's decision meeting on the Honda Civic:

I always pictured Consumer Reports offices staffed with ex-PBS employees or lifetime vegetarian society members.

Dude, you've got to like hold your breath!

Whatever "I want my two dollars" is driving now.

Crack Pipe. When you can find the Delta Integralle here in the the $14-$20k range $10k for a Scorpio does not make sense.

The TSA should hire these service writers from Firestone and similar companies and grant them the ability to offer suggestions and sell goods prior to allowing you on the plane with the proceeds going to reduce our debt.

Ironically I could not find any Civics with wood spoilers. It was either a rain-check or a Nissan so I went with the Nissan and hoped no one would notice. Damn!

No doubt the handiwork of Norm Abrams.

The last nail in the coffin was when da guvment passed down requirements forcing Honda tuners to start using particle board spoilers instead of Japanese Pine. Un-nah-merican!

If it were not for Gaullic crumbling infrastructure we all would still be using leaf-springs and non-radial tires.

Tough one given that he did park far away, but there is a solution.

#COTD

El Hefe

No doubt riding on Pirelli tires.