Holy Pete Townshend air-guitar!

I hear Marilyn Manson will do the voice-over in the movie for the TSA agent.

...and that's a wine fact!

I don't know why he went with blue, as Black would have been more fitting.

Nice DS 23 Pallas Brian.

Maybe they need to sit down with their congressman to discuss how best to reach out to that teenage demographic.

Sir, you returned your rental with a less than full tank. That will be $13 per gallon please.

It's not the 1,000-hp that is terrorizing, it's the sight of a turquoise Ferrari. He could have saved a few quid by purchasing a Lamborghini as I'm sure that is a factory color.

I could never get past the spoiler on spoiler action. Choose one please.

Nothing strikes fear into a dictators mind like the potential embarrassment of being killed by a Malibu Barbie Jeep.

It's as if Franka Potente had a younger sister.

I hate those ads.

@87CE 95PV Type Я

I know of a Honda Insight purchased at 80,000 miles that had its batteries fail months later. I guess your mileage may vary. The difference is that if I decide to stop driving like an idiot the next time I fill my tank up I will increase my mpg on my behavior modification alone. In a hybrid the batteries will…

Battery life is the stranded cost of hybrid ownership. Buying a used hybrid with high mileage is financial unsound.

The reminds me of a story my brother-in-law told me about a mountain-biking friend of his. The guy spent thousands of dollars on carbon-fiber and alloy parts to drop 10lbs off of his bike, but he gained 30lbs over the winter being snowed in and bored out of his mind.

Any lottery winner can drift a Bugatti, but it takes the intellect of a trust fund brat to attempt walking on water.

@duurtlang

Try again...

In related news a cache of Genuine Ralph Lauren seat covers was found in a non-disclosed Canal Street warehouse.