Yeah, but can it do Fettuccine?

Fucking amateurs.

I'm convinced that the designers of the Citroen CX's rims must have been a big Star Wars fans, as they look like something that belong inside the Death Star. I can't help but think of Obi Wan slinking around the tractor beam control panel when I see them.

Not sure which car numbering philosophy/methodology I prefer, the "let's use every number between 1 and 10 ala BMW and Audi, or let's call every car a 911 and just add a subtype ala Porsche. Either way I sometimes feel like I'm channeling an automotive Andy Rooney as I wonder how we made it in the past without a new…

Oh shit, I forgot to pack the extension cord!

Pathetic. The Land Rover Defender and electric motors go together like Low-flow toilets at the Munich Oktoberfest.

So I guess FIAT does crash-testing after the sale, similar to VW doing electrical Q/A after the sale. Looks like in the case of FIAT its passes rather well. Not so much for VW.

I love the Alfa, but that Willys ekes out a tons more Jalopulence.

Congratulations! Your prize is an all expenses paid trip to Acapulco with deluxe accommodations provided by Hilton and a rental car of your choice.

Jalopulence?

If Southwest ran a train system then my guess is it would be profitable. Maybe the answer is killing Amtrak and letting the freight rail companies get back in the business.

It's good to know that it can do that, but the reality is most will be used to pick up bulk art-supplies, collect driftwood, and haul local organic compost around. Peace.

I'm guessing that before each movie plays you will be forced to watch an ad for the Leni Riefenstahl box set.

Nigel, could you send some tonic water through, it appears we are all out...

There are a ton of straight areas in there if your boost is turned up!

This is a textbook example of a using the Overton Window to get public acceptance. It's meant to motivate us to accept something slightly less evil, which was something we were equally outraged over only a short time ago.

Unfortunately you don't really invest in a train system. Investing in something anticipates an actual return on investment, which in just about every instance of commuter trains is non-existent. Subsidize is a better word. Don't get me wrong I love trains, I'm just glad that the Europeans are footing the bill for it…

Regarding NASCAR:

I'm going to announce my candidacy for President here on Jalopnik.