Sir, can you tell me why you were going 220KPH in an 80KPH zone?

No, this is the world's greatest driveway!

Mr. Brown, are those crosses symbolic of how many Axis Fighters you have downed?

Mitsubishi is a Keiretsu, so Mitsubishi Motors is not actually the same company producing TV sets, A/C units, airplanes, and Kirin beer. One could argue that throwing in a free A/C unit, a case of Kirin beer, and an airplane might improve Mitsubishi Motors sales in North America.

Awesome!

Amazing car and photograph. Makes you actually look forward to having a mid-life crisis.

But the ticket is only one way...

Ferrari's new telemetry engine kill system will page an owner's wife if it is in proximity of the other woman.

What the hell happened to Liberté, égalité, fraternité?

Subaru is hit or miss. I have a 2003 Forester which at best is unremarkable, but I feel bad for Gen 1 Tribecca owners.

Hmm, the helmets look white to me.

Think of all the chilren!

So if I understand correctly, being able to drive with these gaudy looking rims is part of the healing process?

Damn! I was hoping it was for Left Lane Hogs.

Kind of like the episode in which he drove the Citroen AMI8 with the blond lady?

I guess Elon is not a fan of English Leather...

This ongoing injustice cannot be tolerated. This car must be liberated. I have arranged for a special C5 Galaxy flight leaving tonight that will airlift this car and others like it out of these conditions and to a place where the healing can begin.

So good to see you Mrs. Clarkson, my what pretty eyes you have!

Jeeza Juice?

Apparently they sold them here till 2003. I think Land Rover ripped off the LaForza on their Range Rover 2.0 design.